Folks, I'm taking the week off from blogging. On Monday, I had the unfortunate privilege of turning 42. And in general, I have the fortunate privilege of having so dang much work I'M EVEN GETTING UP EARLIER. (*GASP*.) So as a belated birthday present to myself, I'm casting off the stress of not having had any time to write anything for you — and simply leaving you the present of this hilarious and grammatically motivated blog from the always-amazing Hyperbole and a Half. I hope you enjoy.